I saw the worst mind reader ever last night. Mind reader: "Think of a card . . . . any card." Me: "OK" Mind reader: "Visualise it in your mind." Me: "OK" Mind reader: "Is it the Nine of Clubs?" Me: "No" Mind reader: "Ace of spades?" Me: "No" Mind reader: "What is it, then?" Me: "Happy Birthday"
Women look at a man's hands when considering dating him. She wants to see if he hesitates reaching for his wallet when the bill comes