Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

That's a bit sheet!

 

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A bit late, but . . . .

 

The parish priest needs his house painted, so he offers the job to one of his altar boys.
The first day the kid paints the entire inside of the house, he’s sweating like hell but eventually gets it finished.
The priest commends him on the work and hands him £5.
The boy looks at the money and says to the priest, “Thanks very much, Father. You’re a virgin.”
The priest is a bit confused, but makes no remark.
The next day the boy has to paint the outside of the house. It’s a really hot day, and he just manages to finish the job without collapsing.
The priest looks at the job and gives the lad another £5.
Once again the lad looks at the money and says, “Thanks very much, Father. You really are a virgin.”
This time the priest says, “That’s twice you’ve called me a virgin.
Do you have any idea what the word means ?”
“Yes,” says the kid, “a tight twat.”

 

I got my son a stripper for his birthday.
My wife wasn't impressed, but it's not every day you turn 4.