He’s taken absence of leave. I know, l got Diplomas in this stuff! Didley Squat Lawyers ( We know our sh!te! ) Next……
having a quiet Sunday by the pool the neighbours there with the 18 year old beauty, you eat a banana slip on the skin, just as she bends over to pick up he sunglasses, she's all wet and sticky from reading that Joan Collins bit of filth,and woops in it goes slips in so easy it's dripping like coconut milk, her mother is all outraged, but her lower lips have it gripped in there like a vice. police have decided not to prosecute, and wait till her muscles relax, the hotel rooms booked for next weekend