Match Day Thread The Final

From the London Mags twitter feed about events they're organising for people without tickets

 

Right then.

Who's cock do I need to suck to get a ticket?

 

You might want to specify exacrly what kind of ticket you're after, before you get 100s of replies. Chippy will offer some old used bus ticket.

 

Mine.

Let's see how happy you really are just to compete.

 

Don't do it Nev........Chaos is likely going to talk dirty whilst you do the deed

 

I'm going to screenshot him

 

As long as that’s all you do

 

And vault him...I'll have him performing mental gymnastics like folders

 

Fortunately for Nev, he will turn up late, as usual and so won't need to complete the deed.





Well, unless he just wants to anyway...

 

He's all talk and no action .... one day he only wants to compete the next day he expects to have your cock down his throat.

 

It's just too early man

 

No mate you are mixing up his love of football with his... err... other passion.
The 2 are mutually exclusive.
He can want a club that tries but at tye same time also want... you know... that other thing.

 

Well striker you'll have to forgive me for highlighting what I see as a strong case of unrealistic expectations.

 

What, so we WON'T have a club that tries??

 

The club is trying that's the entire point , but we've already gone from the we need this to the I'll suck you off for a ticket phase rather rapidly wouldn't you say striker?

 

Nev has, but with him I think it's just any excuse for a bit of action.