My wife said that she wants to take more risks in the bedroom. So I've stuck tiny splinters of glass to all but one of her vibrators.
I just saw a right idiot at the gym . . . . he put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
I'm concerned that Tom Jones is the root cause of all domestic violence, but is seemingly still free to wander the streets.
There’s a constant ticking sound in the street where I live. I think it could be the neighbourhood watch.