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    A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true what Rita just told me?
    That babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?”
    “Yes, dear,” replies her mother, pleased that the subject has finally come up and she won’t have to explain it to her daughter.
    “But when a baby’s actually being born,” responded the teenager, “how does it get past your teeth?”.........
     
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    Little Johnny in class
    The teacher says
    Sara what do we get from chickens
    Egg’s she replied
    Well done said the teacher
    Timothy what do we get from pigs
    Bacon he replied
    Excellent said the teacher
    Johnny what do we get from big fat cows
    Johnny replied
    Homework
     
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    My last girlfriend was so self-absorbed that she didn't even mention me in her suicide note !
     
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    I chuckled more than I should have at that.
     
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    Just had some great financial news, couldn’t have come at a better time with the cost of living crisis
    The kid I sponsored in Africa has been eaten by a lion
     
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