A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?” “Yes, dear,” replies her mother, pleased that the subject has finally come up and she won’t have to explain it to her daughter. “But when a baby’s actually being born,” responded the teenager, “how does it get past your teeth?”.........
Little Johnny in class The teacher says Sara what do we get from chickens Egg’s she replied Well done said the teacher Timothy what do we get from pigs Bacon he replied Excellent said the teacher Johnny what do we get from big fat cows Johnny replied Homework
Just had some great financial news, couldn’t have come at a better time with the cost of living crisis The kid I sponsored in Africa has been eaten by a lion