Toon v West Ham

No, he'll just want to milk all the attention.

 

Sure

 

a threat… a coupe do tests earlier than they expect…. ****s.

 

They thought it would at least take us a few years.

 

Touch of Old Spice there.

 

It’s matchday and I’m feeling aroused and sober.

4 days dry now.

 

@Roland Deschain

 

Now that we are through to League Cup final, and we have an enforced team change I am hoping that we look at a more attacking line up and maybe give St Maximin more game time, plus a debut for Gordon. West Ham have been on a pretty poor run of form, until they met Everton, who were on an even worse run. Chris Sutton has us down for a 1-0. I reckon it could be 4-1.

 

"unclear" whether Isak will play, which I assume means if he can count how many fingers they're holding up.

Cat Kicker and 3 strikers out for them, we've got a good chance even without the mighty Bruno.

 

Murphy playing today

 

Lies

 

Although the mighty Murphy has somehow managed to clock up 26 appearances this season and has played in every league game according to Wikipedia. I assume most of these are as a time wasting sub in injury time.

 

Jacob Murphy's mum and dad's restaurant in Norwich is proper greasy **** btw, don't go there for fine dining.

 

He is blackmailing Eddie Howe with some compromising photos that he will release to the press if not selected to play.

It's THE ONLY explanation.

 

That's more Pardew esque tbh, Pardew ****ing the entire squads partners, Riviere finds out about it and blackmails Pardew into playing him every week.

 

I'm in Bacchus.

 

We will win this game 3-0.