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Postecoglou & Lange (& Paratici) Watch

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Dier Hard, Apr 19, 2021.

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Next gaffer, who's your preference?

  1. Arne Slot

  2. Ruben Amorim

  3. Luis Enrique

  4. Ange Postocoglou

  5. Brendan Rodgers

  6. Graham Potter

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  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Tell that to TeamTalk, who habitually quote the values that Transfermarkt effectively made up
     
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  2. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Get back to me when he's raped, murdered or enslaved somebody.
    At the moment he's just been accused of moving some figures around dubiously, as far as I can see.
    Not great, but the club seem to be holding fire as of now.
     
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  3. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Maybe it was just a role play sex game <ok>
     
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  4. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Those other clubs were asking for it. Did you see what they were wearing?
     
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  5. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    They loved it really
     
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  6. humanbeingincroydon

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  7. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    He’s back quicker than I thought.

    Maybe Spurs should send injured players to Italy instead of treating them at the club.
     
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  8. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    Or have their gall bladders removed (regardless of their actual sporting injuries) .
     
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  9. humanbeingincroydon

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    Probably too soon, but given our track record of rushing players back from injury too soon it's hardly unexpected that managers are exempt...
     
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  10. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Given that the gall bladder enables one to digest all the fun stuff you eat and drink, I'd probably opt for death before giving up alcohol, caffeine, fatty foods and......peanuts!
     
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  11. Alfie Conn

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  12. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Can't stand that bloke...but I love peanuts. So, it's a score draw.
     
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  13. Alfie Conn

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    Yeah, gooner and mostly not funny , but the peanuts sketch came to mind
     
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  14. The Changing Man

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    I have had mine out Bry, and can still eat and drink all of the above.

    Far better than what in the end were almost monthly visits in agony to A&E for an overnight stay and a couple of doses of morphine!
     
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  15. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Obviously, I'm pleased for you. My mother had to give up pretty much everything, which made her even worse to deal with than she had been previously. <laugh>

    In my 40's I contracted a systemic yeast infection (candida) for which the only cure is to purge your system of any fungus and anything that feeds a fungus - i.e. any form of sugar. For 2 years....2 YEARS...no booze, cheese, bread, wheat, dairy products, milk, bread, fruit....just meat, vegetables and brown rice...FOR 2 ****ING YEARS!!! Add in the meds that do exist (awful) and smothering yourself in extra virgin olive oil (every day) and drinking something made from grapefruit pips (yeeeeeuch!) twice a day.

    I don't think that I could do it again. I really don't.
     
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  16. humanbeingincroydon

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    The Mirror claim we're lining up Benfica sporting director Pedro Braz as a replacement for Paratici if we need to replace him
     
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  17. KingHotspur

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    I’m not suggesting Conte is the problem here but that is a damning stat.
     
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  18. humanbeingincroydon

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    Not a good sign where it's not just me noticing parallels with Villas-Boas
     
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  19. PowerSpurs

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    Is it? Vilas-Boas has the second best league loss record of any Spurs manager with over 50 matches (beaten only by Poch). Conte's points per game record is better than both of them.
     
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  20. humanbeingincroydon

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    It certainly is...with a caveat, as they have lost twenty games each
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/André_Villas-Boas#Managerial_statistics
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Conte#Managerial_statistics

    On the one hand that is a fraction of the losses Poch, Jol or Redknapp picked up - but on the other, he's three short of tying with the ubermensch
     
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