Off Topic The Burly Arms

Stomping around here today

 

And just been for some pub lunch n pud

 

Looks like coal.

 

Looks good that.

 

Slate

 

Yeah was lush mate. Choc cake, with fancy trimmings.

Nice to work up a good appetite with a good old stomp first.

 

Ah even better.

 

Not as easy to burn though

 

I've got to be good for another month, although I'm going football on Saturday, so the beer will fook that up.

 

I'm off on a full inclusive holiday to the Canaries next week. Will try and come back without putting on a stone

Actually **** it, I'm gonna eat like horse and then burn it all of on the bike and in the sea

 

What island?

 

Lanzarote

 

Oh nice.

 

My favourite island out of the ones I’ve been to. I could see myself retiring to a nice little place in Playa Blanca.

 

I've been to Gran Canaria and Fuerteventura before, both nice. We go as a whole family every couple of years, so it's mainly a grandparents / kids thing which is nice. I'm not really a sit round the pool on a complex type of person, but it's nice for a few days.

That said, I usually go and rent a bike and **** off for a few hours each day on my own so I can do a bit of exploring

 

You're a man after my own heart, Piskie.

I struggle to stay in the same position for half an hour, so sitting around the pool and sunbathing ain't for me.

 

Oh and did you not think this so many thousand pound you're spending should be used to help the homeless in Cornwall instead?

 

I can’t do the round the pool “cooking” thing either and enjoy some long walks. I do like having the sun on my back though, which the Canaries offer pretty much 52 weeks a year. Not having to put a long pair of trousers on, only shorts, ever again is my idea of bliss!

 

Nah, **** em mate.

The mother in law has paid for this holiday anyway, so the pikeys of penzance can go **** themselves