Woke up this morning to find a spoon in my mouth, a tea bag in my left eye and milk in my right ear. I'm sick of being treated like a mug...
When my grandfather was ill, my grandmother used to rub lard on his back. After that, he went downhill very quickly
A priest was walking along when suddenly a frog said to him "Father a curse has been placed on me. I used to be a choirboy, to reverse the curse you must take me home and look after me with some food and a bed for the night." The priest then took the frog home and placed him on his pillow. In the morning the priest found a young choirboy in his bed. And that My Lord is the case for the defence
I don"t agree with Vodafone"s advertising campaign.It states "Be part of the worlds largest mobile community" Now correct me if I"m wrong but that"s the Pikeys!