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Simmo on the team

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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Just watching Soccer AM best bits there, Simmo was on talking about the team.

    Here's the Q&A -

    Who is the best trainer?

    "Cheick Tiote, he's always tackling everybody in training, it's like a derby game for him every day"

    Who is the quickest?

    "Obertan, definitely, he's rapid".

    Who is the most skillful?

    "Coloccini probably. He's very skillful for a center back".

    Who is the biggest moaner?

    "Probably me actually haha" ;)

    Who is the most intelligent?

    "Shola Ameobi" :O

    Who is the joker?

    "Steven Taylor probably, he's always putting things in our lunch boxes" lololol <laugh>

    Who has the worst taste in music?

    "Jonas definitely. He's always blasting it out and singing and he's not a very good singer".

    Who has the worst dress sense?

    "Jonas again probably, he dresses like a grandad" wtf? lol

    Who's the longest in the shower?

    "Lovenkrands" ffs lover u nob get out the shower ;)
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Nov 7, 2011
  2. Amnesiac

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    This was done Saturday <ok>
     
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    Amnesiac, Nov 7, 2011
  3. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Yeah sorry mate this exact article has already been done
     
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  4. NUFCaw

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    Twice.
     
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  5. Samuel L Ameobi

    Samuel L Ameobi Active Member

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    Dont suppose anyones got a link for it?
     
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    Samuel L Ameobi, Nov 7, 2011
  6. Amnesiac

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    Which amazes me how he missed them!
     
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  7. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    he left it for a day then thought attention opportunity
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Nov 7, 2011
  8. Amnesiac

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;klTwKsl0-1I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klTwKsl0-1I[/video]
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Nov 7, 2011
  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Looks like he's suffering from Amnesiac.
     
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  11. Badgers Assemble

    Badgers Assemble Well-Known Member

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    He probably wont have missed them, but we all know what tash is like...
     
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  12. NUFCaw

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    Leeeeeeeeeeeeetttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllll.

    Vhhers <ok>
     
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    NUFCaw, Nov 7, 2011
  13. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    He's always long in the shower. Very long.

    Filth.
     
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  14. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    He was stalking 5 goals all day <laugh>.
     
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  15. Amnesiac

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    Makes sense, Tash the *****. Explains why he was asking us if he could film a youth game a while back <whistle>
     
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  16. goldie

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    This gave a giggle and I'd like to say Simmo is a better defender than a lot give him credit on here. Ok he's not the best going forward but at the end of the day he's a defender and not many get passed him.
     
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  17. biggeordiedave

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    Ryan Taylor's team mates was pretty much the same. Basically said Saylor is as thick as pease pudding and Peter Lovenkrands is hung like a mule.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Nov 7, 2011
  18. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Why did I miss this <doh>.
     
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  19. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    Stop copying my threads Tash you big cyber bully! I fawt you was my fwend... <wah>
     
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  20. Nobbys Trumpet

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    They don't get passed him because he backs off until he's in our goal! I must say, it is hard but I wish he just wouldn't let them get into the box. He made a great tackle on Saturday though to give the lad a bit of credit.
     
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