Off Topic Conspiracy Theories

There's a rumour doing the rounds that there's a government official who pays their taxes.

Difficult to believe I grant you.

 

One that I haven’t seen but I believe is that Osama bin Laden wasn’t killed. The US government have him in protection.

 

Bull ****

 

Aliens built the pyramids

 

Yeah I have my doubts about that one too !

 

I firmly believe that our 15 game unbeaten run is solely down to Ron Waffles reverse psychology sorcery bollocks!

 

And Mick and Joe's hat eating.

 

9/11 is deffo dodgy.

 

I'm the only real person in here. Everyone else is just one of Albert's socks!

 

Get lost Albert, I'm not falling for that. You're just another one of his socks.

 

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he never posts because of forget the password.

He’s trying the deflection routine..

 

Biggest conspiracy theory of all...Chippy was seen getting a round in.

 

It did. Absolutely. They are now trying to sell it for 500m.

 

None of it’s real. It’s the matrix man.

 

500m? Thaaattt'sss disssgraaayyyysful.

 

Come ed!

 

I have photographic evidence that this happened...........but he paid with my bank card

 

Indiana Jones and the last crusade

 

I'm struggling to understand how anyone can believe any of the following:

1. COVID wasn't / isn't real
2. 9/11 didn't happen (or at least tell me what the conspiracy around it happens to be)
3. The Titanic didn't sink. It definitely did... We've sent ROVs down to explore it.

There are more, but those are my opening questions for some form of explanation.