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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    If there is even one terminally braindead Wetherspoons inhabiting inbred *****-spanner, anywhere in this dis-united kingdom, who still thinks voting for Brexit was a sensible thing to do, it's probably you Duncs.

    Or have you finally come to realise that asking the nation's low IQ spastics to vote on our EU membership, was a terrible mistake on David Shiny Faced **** Cameron's part?
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Still don't want to be ruled by German aristocracy Ursula-von-der-leyen 7 years after the referendum.

    The whole of the EUROPEAN UNION went full covid fascist and the colonies still have the dreaded digital covid passport that at any time they can force their subjects to use.

    I'm for less government so a bloated unelected beurocratic EUROPEAN UNION is a hellish future.

    Plus it stops more scum Romanian gypsies from coming here .
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    The lefty ***s on here are very salty today , permanently angry with their pointless unfulfilled lives and still haunted by 2016 and Western democracy.


    Boo hoo hoo hoo , you didn't know what you were voting for <wah>


    Still hilarious <party>
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    The repulsive skinny little curry munching puppet's billionaire father in law supplies Digital social credit in China and many other countries use their system .

    Blair tried to push through digital ID and has been trying ever since to get it passed
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I cut them off £40 a time, have made a shed load of dosh
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    old fart
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    All the rich Scots + business will move south of the border, so no need for a car then
     
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  8. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    The war on cars is Western Policy and is being implemented in Oxford and another Nigel City (cant remember, might be Canterbury)

    They are banning the sale of combustion engine cars within the next 10 years.
    There is not enough raw materials for us all to have electric cars.

    Do the math

    Meanwhile, China and India don't give a **** about Co2 levels (because it's a load of ****) and they and their 3bn people end up richer than us as future historians look and go "what the **** were they doing" as the Govt sanctions the mutilation of confused teens who think their unhappiness is because they have a cock or tits.
     
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  9. DMD

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    War on cars you say?

     
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  10. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I have an electric car, its quicker than my petrol car, its battery is charged up by hamsters on a wheel and some nuke power when the hamster is on his dinner break.
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    looks like Archers road to me
     
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  12. DMD

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    That's my Zelenskyy Halloween costume sorted

    Screenshot_20230117_183456_eBay.jpg
     
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  14. Farked19

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    Tubs de Pfeffel continues his King Midas in reverse act. His pet project of the Blyth car battery factory has ridden the tubes. Without producing batteries UK produced cars cannot meet origin of species rules so cannot be exported. Two and a half cheers for The Pfeffester.
     
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  15. HRH Custard VC

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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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  18. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Is “common scum” just a synonym for “Scottish simpletons”?

    Surely this is not a “war on the working man” since the ones drinking all day are not working and there are only about 100,000 of them North of the Border. The SNP should just insist that the glasses have SNP logos on them so they can claim all the p*ssheads support them.
     
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  19. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    If you wish to inhabit Wetherspoons then you need to go to one of their pubs that also operates as a hotel; otherwise you will be out on the streets at closing time looking for statues to converse with until they open the following morning. They should put up a statue of Guy Verhofstadt somewhere for you to clean the pigeon crap off.

    The “nation's low IQ spastics” must include you. Did you bother to turn out and vote or were you out talking to the statues all day? All the low IQ spastics from Gen Z thought that Remain would win without them bothering to show up and vote, so perhaps a fairer description would be “zero IQ spastics”. Dozy Dave thought the brain dead Gen Z would end his Eurosceptics problem for a generation.

    Brexit opportunities have certainly been squandered since 2016, for which we can blame all of Parliament originally but Boris Johnson’s government and subsequent Tory leaders since 2019 for their inaction.
     
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  20. Farked19

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    Explain why we can blame all of parliament.
     
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