Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

I was going to put "dog meat", but that usually means meat for dogs.

 

Yes but I don't pick the animals I eat based on their intelligence or lack there of.

I'm honest enough to admit the range of animals I'm comfortable eating is almost entirely cultural.

My only point earlier was that I personally don't see a conflict in eating meat and having a pet dog (which also eats meat), or for that matter having an aquarium and eating fish.

 

Alright calm down, Stockers

All we are saying, is give peas a chance

 

He woks the dogs every day.

 

The occasional Pot Poodle?

 

It's different, that doesn't have to mean worse though. Once it's soaked up in a roast spud it is hard to taste a difference.

 

Here you go, fill your boots ....
https://twitter.com/ElwoodDogMeat
https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/

 

It's scientifically proven that the first thing a girl does is look at a man's crotch.

 

Anyone fancy a job on the trains?

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/new...s/280-train-jobs-targeted-northerners-8039853

 

Choo choo!

 

Only if I have a good fireman to shovel the coal in.

 

Is that a "big vern" euphemism?

 

No.

 

Never, but there's time yet.



The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.

 

You should try the Korean meatballs

they’re the dogs bollocks

 

Amongst Apple's early music players was an implant called the iBreast. It was developed after their market research established that women were fed up of men staring at their breasts instead of listening to them.

 

Didn't know breasts gave off audio.