Off Topic Newcastle United Referendum

I found a hug emoji and everything....

 

just gonna do another mackem check…

Do you get a boner when you see your sister?

 

I don’t have a sister, but I am also impotent so couldn’t give you an honest answer.

 

Did Albert ever actually own a chip shop?

 

no but he should have done

 

Does a market stall in Belgium count ?

 

he sold spuds which make chips

 

No, but he once done Peter Schmeichal like a kipper!

 

Would love to see who the 5 are who voted no as I suspect it includes all the other board Moderators.

 

Acceptance speech…..



I’d like to thank everyone for proving that I’m not an unpopular blue text typing ban hammer loving individual.

I feel vilified.

it helps that I’ve banned all my dissenters from the board and thread banned anyone who wasn’t my mate.

I’ll now bend the knee to the big forearmed one and continue to do my masters bidding.

 

Now show who voted for what on the poll

 

I couldn’t betray confidence and out Nev and Tel.

 

Best add Jak, Obi and Trev to that little list n all

 

Not me, I want a cup ticket.

 

You're welcome.

Doing my bit to give the poll an illusion of reality

 

It’s the most proactive you’ve been for years ​