Agreed but you really need a new strapline, 'smell the coffee' really grinds my gears, also 'from the getgo', although not one of yours (so far)...
I was just about to say that was clearly a joke. The censorship committee are feeling a bit grumpy today I think.
When people use "textes" as a plural for text. (mainly a southern thing) Or when people say "they is" when referring to a singular item. "They is a cat on that wall." (definitely a Hull thing). The store assistants at Aldi deciding the best time to fill the shelves is when it's wall to wall busy and you have to navigate between them and Betty and her sister deciding which cheese to buy. Buses with film ads on that were released so long ago they're already in the bargain bin at the local chemist. People who knock on my door and ask if I want to talk about God. No thanks, if I want to do that I'll pray like other people would and get the direct line to him, pretty sure that's how you do it. When you pull up to a three way mini roundabout, nobody has right of way so you go first to assert dominance and as you're half way across the tit in the van decides to go. Designated throw in takers. It's not a difficult technique, so why are you waiting eight seconds for the full back to come up the line to take it and give the opposition time to get into shape? People who think the Earth is flat. **** off. People who think mental health can be cured by "manning up". Michael Fabricant's ****ing hair. And his name.
