I had my first parachute jump today and I was terrified. This guy strapped himself to me and we jumped out. As we plummeted he said "So how long have you been an instructor?"
I went on an awful date at the weekend. The conversation was forced, we had nothing in common, and I definitely didn't find her attractive in the slightest. Thank god my wedding anniversary meal is only once a year.
Would you please log in to view this image Fecking hell . . . . I wouldn't/couldn't What about the bloke who took the fotie