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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

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  3. Poly

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    Listen, if you vote for me as speaker, you can f**k Margorie here.
     
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  4. 2 pennth

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    Has poly given the game away is he/she Irish
    Sorry to our well respected Irish contingent
     
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    It won't affect Republican strategy.
     
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    So, two brothers have a bit of a barny, what's so special about that? <doh>
     
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    One had his necklace broken. Traumatic stuff.
     
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    I would love Andrew to reply, "The little prick deserved it! Him and his fkn pikey missus can fk off and leave us alone. If he comes back he'll get another slap."

    I'd stand at my front door and applaud that.
     
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    And then Charles says, "Do one you little c**t, you're not mine anyway."
     
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    I’m hoping for Kate to intervene with ‘leave it! He ain’t werf it’
     
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  12. Gessa

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    One has to wonder how much this person has a say in this business. She must be making quids out of it.
     
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    Used to think she was behind it all but am beginning to wonder now.

    Oh, my brother was violent to me and pushed me onto the floor.
    FFS this is a man who was supposed to have defended the country in battle <doh>
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

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    Why bury his hard drive with his mate?
     
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    his dirty deeds won't be made public maybe, i bet there's some choir boys could sell their memoirs
     
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