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My 2023 New Years Resolution !!!

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Wow, l can't wait to write my new years resolution!

    1 - Promise NOT to drink anymore ................ there is sits.



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    .....or any less!

    Bartender, can l have another ..........................

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    Didley Squat, Dec 28, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I promise not to start another countdown clock
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 28, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    kiwiqpr, Dec 28, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Still time to post your resolutions!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 29, 2022
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    Taffvalerowdy, Dec 31, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    HAPPY NEW YEAR !!! <cheers> <cracker> :emoticon-0167-beer: :emoticon-0168-drink <bubbly> :emoticon-0166-cake:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 31, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Best Wishes boys & girls, non binary, non anything, sometimes something, persons.

    Hope it’s better than the last !
    ( that won’t be hard )
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 1, 2023
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    Taffvalerowdy, Jan 1, 2023
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    dont dip it where it aint wanted
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 3, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    ….. or fits right!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 4, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    DONT USE THE REAR ENTRANCE
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 4, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    As a tradie, l'm obligated to.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 4, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    It must be hard to find a lady customer who wants work done in her rear passage............<laugh>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 5, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    bugger of a job trying to keep the old probe clean
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 5, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I’ve spent many a time repairing people’s back doors.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 5, 2023
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    People's
    Will you sort out anyone's back door
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jan 6, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ooh er this got a bit stinky quickly
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 6, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    No, l’m very selective…. an expensive.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 6, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I've found Didley's advertising leaflet in the 'Melbourne and Sydney Times' newspaper.......................

    "Back Doors fitted - £100 each - massive discounts provided to lady customers"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 6, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    next to the article written

    Back doors smashed in relaxer
    chloroform 10cl 200 quid
    Rapinol 20cl 250
    gay boys easy access 3,000 a bargain you cu7ts
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 8, 2023
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