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Off Topic Cheery Christmas and New years discussion thread - Food, Drink, presents and sh*t

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Dec 16, 2022.

  1. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm listening to the Greg Lake Christmas song, a beautiful song.
     
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    Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you've all had a cracking day so far.
     
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  4. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Why Thank you <laugh>
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Darth Plagueis

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    Home working for a call center over xmas -

    I've had 3 calls all day. No paper work to do.

    Sitting here watching match highlights and new years resolutions videos and ****
     
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    Maybe you need to work on your phone sex voice. Hope you're not on commission.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    If you’ve had hardly anyone call you I’m assuming you work for the SAFC ticket office?
     
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  11. Darth Plagueis

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    Very funny bitch
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Possibly a disgruntled employee with a grudge or just simple bone-headed incompetence? I notice no one was available to comment. Probs cos they are all on their jollies!
     
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    What a total waste of medical staff time that would have been. Anyway, I don't think they have blades or lasers THAT precise.
     
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  16. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Albert after a knob reduction...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Brain surgery? They’re removing the one from your head?
     
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  18. JakartaToon

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    That's a shame - I was hoping you would be less of a dick in 2023.
     
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  19. Albert’s Chip Sock

    Albert’s Chip Sock definitely not an ACS sock....

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    I’ve had a ****.
     
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