Imagine the tension all those great United fans had to go through waiting to find out. I'm angry for them.
Mick the game's gone soft mate. He gets the ball clear as day, then his other leg which is bent back comes in after. I mean what's he meant to do, chop it off and carry it around with him on the pitch? It's political correctness gawn maddddd!
Had one chance last game n' all mate. But that was a solo effort. Did I tell you about his mazey run?
The toon will sort these ****ers out shortly after collecting Arsenals old bones to their growing collection.