I called our local Paranoia Society today. The guy who answered the phone said,"How the hell did you get this number?"
Can I just say to you lot who post on here, its ****ing brilliant. Well done for entertaining so many on here, long may you continue. MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
I was out today to get my wife's Xmas present. Does anyone know roughly how many sheet's of wrapping paper you need for an ironing board?