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    What do you call a bairn who doesn't believe in Santa ?

    A rebel without a clause :bandit:
     
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    As a postman, I read the most heart-wrenching letter from a little girl to Santa. How her mummy and daddy had no money and how she only wanted a chocolate bar for Christmas.
    Anyway. There was no money in that one so I sealed it and re-posted it.
     
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    I just got an award for being the most secretive person in the office
    I can’t tell you how much that means to me
     
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    It was Xmas Eve a couple doing last minute shopping when her husband disappeared she phoned him on his mobile, "Where are you?? In a calm voice, he replied. "Darling remember the jewellery shop we went in 5 years ago and you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I said one day I would get it for you" her eyes filled with tears, yes I remember" she said.
    Well I'm in the pub next door to that..
     
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    Santa (with his helpers) is on his way :emoticon-0100-smile
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    How do you console an English teacher
    There their they’re
     
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    When you wear a belt made from £50 notes
    It’s just a waist of money
     
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    I went on a diabetes website
    It asked me if I accept cookies
     
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    I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday
    She said
    Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace
    So I bought her nothing
     
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    Restaurant Hjem is terrific
     
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