As a postman, I read the most heart-wrenching letter from a little girl to Santa. How her mummy and daddy had no money and how she only wanted a chocolate bar for Christmas. Anyway. There was no money in that one so I sealed it and re-posted it.
I just got an award for being the most secretive person in the office I can’t tell you how much that means to me
It was Xmas Eve a couple doing last minute shopping when her husband disappeared she phoned him on his mobile, "Where are you?? In a calm voice, he replied. "Darling remember the jewellery shop we went in 5 years ago and you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I said one day I would get it for you" her eyes filled with tears, yes I remember" she said. Well I'm in the pub next door to that..
I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday She said Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace So I bought her nothing
That's a story he ripped off Davey Corner. It was Sunderland under MackemEnemy. Funnily enough I was talking to Davey about it last night in the BlueBell.