For those of you wondering what it's like to be married... I just found out this morning I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having.
My wife refuses to have sex with me when I'm p*ssed.... which is exactly the reason I've stayed p*ssed for the last 2 years.
My wife came upstairs to find me in an "intimate" position with another woman. A huge argument ensued and she started hitting me and slapping me. In self defense I tried to restrain her but she tripped and fell down the stairs. God knows what the other passengers on the bus must have thought.
I remember being off here a while and come back to find he had sadly passed. Cracking poster who didn’t half make me laugh.
I had a great childhood My dad used to put me in a tyre and roll me down the hill Those were goodyears
. . . . and a follow-up to that above A man walks into a bar with a big slab of tarmac stuck to his arm. The barman asks him "What can I get you ?" "I'll have a pint, please." Barman "How about one for the road ?"
