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  1. Montysoptician

    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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  4. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    She might like the bit above the bow, if it's detachable <whistle>
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Dec 13, 2022
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  5. rooch 3

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    He won’t <laugh>
     
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    rooch 3, Dec 13, 2022
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    I have a fear of lifts
    I’m taking steps to avoid them
     
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    I kept wondering why the football was getting bigger
    Then it hit me
     
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    My wife asked me to pick 6 cans of sprite at the shop
    When I got home realised I’d picked 7 up
     
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    I told my wife she needed to embrace her mistakes
    She gave me a hug
     
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    What word starts with e and ends with e and only has one letter in it
    Envelope
     
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    My boss told me to have a good day
    So I went home
     
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    Tablets were replaced by scrolls, scrolls were replaced by books
    Now we just scroll through books on tablets
     
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    Last night at the airport a woman passed out at the luggage carousel
    She slowly came around
     
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  14. Gordon Armstrong

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    You like Tim Vine, don't you :emoticon-0105-wink:

    Anyway . . . .
    please log in to view this image
     
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    No animals where hurt in the making of this
     
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    Paddy and Mick both went out and bought VW Beetles.
    One day Mick was stopped on the side of the road with the bonnet up while scratching his head..
    Paddy came by and asked Mick what was wrong..
    Mick said "I think that I have located the problem"
    Paddy asked "what is that ?"
    Mick answered "I think that I have lost my engine."
    Paddy quickly answered back "That's okay . . . . I have a spare one in the back."
     
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