1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. one gary owers

    one gary owers Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2019
    Messages:
    2,319
    Likes Received:
    4,925
    You think gas and electric bills are expensive have you seen chimneys
    There through the roof
     
    #21161
  2. Essayyeffcee

    Essayyeffcee Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2019
    Messages:
    9,453
    Likes Received:
    27,438
  3. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    21,726
    Likes Received:
    58,325
    It rhymes with clucking bell.
     
    #21163
    Makemstine Roger and Chunksafc like this.
  4. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,215
    Likes Received:
    115,958
  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,196
    Likes Received:
    147,671
    Just been offered a new job for the talent shown

    please log in to view this image
     
    #21165
  6. Bob the Mackem

    Bob the Mackem Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2019
    Messages:
    2,747
    Likes Received:
    6,257
    #21166
  7. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,215
    Likes Received:
    115,958
    I went to see the band 'Elbow' a few weeks ago, and last night I went to my local and saw an 'Elbow' tribute band called 'Arse'
    They were very good . . . . I couldn't tell them apart.
     
    #21167
  8. Montysoptician

    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    6,375
    Likes Received:
    14,703
    #21168
  9. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,215
    Likes Received:
    115,958
  10. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    65,127
    Likes Received:
    151,569
    What would you smuggle into prison to get a sex offender out ...

    ... a ****phile <laugh>
     
    #21170

  11. Snaggey

    Snaggey Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2019
    Messages:
    8,325
    Likes Received:
    41,915
  12. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    21,726
    Likes Received:
    58,325
  13. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,215
    Likes Received:
    115,958
    OH MY GOD . . . . REWARD FOR NAMES !
    I just came home to find all of my windows open. Someone's taken everything. Devastated isn't the word. There are some horrible people about, you can't have anything these days. I will find who did it. The kids are devastated. 2 weeks before Christmas as well. Please beware, 'cos it could happen to you . . . . in broad bloody daylight as well.
    As if we all are not going through enough.
    Gonna have to get brand new advent calendars now !
     
    #21173
  14. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,215
    Likes Received:
    115,958
  15. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,215
    Likes Received:
    115,958
    please log in to view this image
     
    #21175
  16. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,215
    Likes Received:
    115,958
    Little John walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom.
    John's father, in an attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed.
    Little John asked curiously ''What are you doing dad ?''
    His father quickly replied, ''I thought that I saw a rat go underneath the bed" to which Little John replied
    ''What are you gonna do . . . . **** him ?''
     
    #21176
  17. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,215
    Likes Received:
    115,958
    please log in to view this image
     
    #21177
  18. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,215
    Likes Received:
    115,958
    please log in to view this image
     
    #21178
  19. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,215
    Likes Received:
    115,958
    please log in to view this image
     
    #21179
  20. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,215
    Likes Received:
    115,958
    please log in to view this image
     
    #21180

Share This Page