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2022 World Cup, Fans, Boobs, Bums & Everything ElseThread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jun 14, 2018.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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  2. Didley Squat

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    Noice!
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i noticed Iran diving for penalties pleased the ref ignored the cheating barstewards.
     
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  4. Didley Squat

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    If you’re buying side dishes to go with your mains this week, there’s an oversupply of sauerkraut on offer!
     
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    1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
    Hence we have the rule of thumb.'
    2. Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented.
    It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only.. Ladies Forbidden'... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
    3. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
    Spades - King David,
    Hearts - Charlemagne,
    Clubs -Alexander the Great,
    Diamonds - Julius Caesar
    4. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase.
    'goodnight, sleep tight.'
    5. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we
    know today as the honeymoon.
    6. Since 1966,England fans have said they are going to win the cup at the start of every football competition, hence the phrase 'deluded twat'

    <whistle> <cheers>
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    that was cracking Taff enjoyed it but you forgot the English bowmans signal to the Welsh bowmen..........................WW...........apparently meaning Welsh ****er <laugh><laugh><laugh>:emoticon-0165-muscl:emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  8. Taffvalerowdy

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> <cheers>
     
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You’re such a wealth of knowledge, Taff.
    You’ve just won yourself a diploma from
    Squat Universities!!!
     
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    ENGLAND V FRANCE IN THE LAST EIGHT OF THE WORLD CUP !!
     
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  12. Didley Squat

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  13. Makemstine Roger

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    A Croatian painted harlot trying her best to flash the owld minge what would the Rev say if he caught us squinting
     
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    Erm i forgot to ask what will you get for a tenner <whistle>
     
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    Misread that. Thought you said squirting. <whistle>
     
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  16. Taffvalerowdy

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

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    sex on the brain them Welshman<laugh><laugh>
     
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  18. BluefromBridgend

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    True no 'effin' World Cup to think about although I will be supporting England versus the garlic eating surrender monkeys on Saturday.
     
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  19. Didley Squat

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    I had to look closely to see if she had a pearl necklace ……
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>:emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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