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    A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”.
    One little girl held up her hand and said: “Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and
    I presumed that the dishwasher was broken.”
    “Very good” said the teacher.
    Another one said: “This morning, my father drove the Volkswagen out of the garage, and I presume that
    the BMW wouldn’t start.”
    “That’s excellent” says the teacher.
    Little John at the back of the classroom gets up and says “Yesterday I saw grandpa leave
    the house with a newspaper under his arm heading for the bush, and I presumed that ...”
    The teacher interrupted him and said, “I stopped you because you have no idea what your grandfather was going to do, so you can’t presume anything.”
    John says, “Please miss, let me finish my sentence.”
    The teacher says, “Very well. Continue.”
    “As I was saying, I saw my grandpa heading for the bush with a newspaper under his arm, and I presume that he was going for a **** because he can’t read.”
     
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    Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
     
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    I have two states in my life: drunk and still drunk
     
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    Women complaining about childbirth eh!
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    Another owldy, in time for christmas . . . .
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    I want one of these :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Does anybody know the name of this statue of a man holding a fish
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    Don't provoke wild animals :emoticon-0145-shake

    The innocent girl pulled in at the beginning was saved and fine, other than being a bit wet, after a man jumped in to save her.


     
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    What do you call a moustache soaked in urine?

    a pistachio
     
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