A woman goes to the doctor embarrassed she says her Virgina lips are large and would hen be able to reduce them Yes. Replies the doctor Promise not to tell anyone I won’t he assures her She wakes up and finds three roses beside her, furious she calls the doctor and said who have you told. No one he explained one rose was from him One from the nurse who assisted him with the operation And the third was from a man in the burns unit thanking her for his new ears
Is it time for christmas cracker jokes yet in advance . . . . There are two goldfish in a tank and one says to the other "do you know how to drive this thing?" There are two snowmen in a field and one says to the other "can you smell carrots?" Two hungry cannibals are tucking into a clown for dinner when one says to the other "does this taste funny?"
Two parrots standing on a perch, one says to the other, "bah! can you smell fish" What's blue and not very heavy?..... light blue I was watching an Australian baking show on TV. There was a loud cheer when one of the contestants successfully made meringue.....Which surprised me because I always thought Australians boo meringue If alcohol can damage your short term memory..... just think what alcohol can do
Aman goes into a restaurant and orders a hot chilly The waitress says the man next to got the last one He notices he has not eat it and asks if he could have it Yes by all means help yourself and slides the bowl overp He is eating the behest chilly he has ever had When his spoon hits some something He looks don and sees a dead mouse He spews up and tells the man next to him He replies that’s as far as I got too
