could you imagine being her boyfriend giving her one and she gives you that look, old percy would be dropping down quicker than a Californian vagrant for a 5 dollar coin
A cowboy emigrated to Wales and opened a ranch at Lanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Unfortunately, none of his cattle survived the branding.
Another owldy . . . . There was an announcement at the world yodelling championships: "Would all contestants please form an orderly, orderly, orderly queue."
Life as a Sunderland supporter is like this . . . . I’m on a plane and the lunch choices are chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I’m seated in the last row . . . . I’m hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.
With the recession I wanted to economise. I thought it would be a good idea to eat my talking parrots but they just didn't agree with me.
Me and the wife have just got back from holiday, 1st year we took our horse with us as well. We went self cantering.