Off Topic Heres a joke for you all

One day a bus driver went to the bus garage started his bus and drove off along the route.
No problem for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however,a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet height, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, “ Big John doesn't have to pay!
The driver was five feet three,thin, and basically meek.
Naturally,he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it.
The next day the same thing happened. Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down.
And the next day, and the one after that..
This went on and the driver started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.
Finally he could stand it no longer.
He signed up for body building course, karate, judo and all that stuff.
By the end of the summer,he had become quite strong and the big thing is that he felt really good about himself.
So on the next Monday when Big John once again got on the bus and said, “Big John doesn't pay!” The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger and screamed, “And why not?”
With a surprised look on his face Big John replied, “ Big John has a bus pass."

 

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In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
"The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm me! I have a little Italian in me, a bit of Greek blood, a little Irish and some Spanish blood. What do you say to that?"
The Englishman lowered his newspaper, looks over his glasses and replied, *"How very sporting of your mother!"*

 

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