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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by 123Daveyboy, Nov 10, 2022.

  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Here's an example of idiocy, quoted from Wednesday to be mentioned on 'Have I got News for you' tonight . . . .

    "Gavin Williamson achieves the remarkable feat of resigning or being sacked under three of the last four PMs, with the exception of Liz Truss, who wasn’t in office long enough to fill out the paperwork."


    You can't fill OUT the paperwork . . . . you put information IN the spaces, not OUT :steam:
     
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  2. gelders pie

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    Is there any point in me trying to be clever !
     
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    All the idiots who aks a question rather than ask it. Does my head in.
     
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    I got shot for mentioning how poor that woman on football focus was. The one who a MP said was a disgrace being on the telly, setting a bad example for not being able to pronounce her r's....
     
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  5. BackO'TheNet

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    Yep....because the kids will copy her.
     
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    Advertizement instead of advertisement
     
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  7. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Mumf instead of month
    Aks instead of ask
    Free instead of three
    We was instead of we were
     
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    My youngest used to do that - usually when she was getting told off - putting the emphasis on the non existent "ah" in no
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Clinton Morrison, Tim Sherwood, Glenn hoddle are all very poor
     
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  10. John Wick

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    Knackers on raido adverts and "Cool hip trendy" DJs on radio putting the word "Right"? on the end of everything.

    "So you know when you're inlaws just drop in unannounced,right"? I have been known to shout "F**k off man" at the radio when this happens.
     
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  11. John Wick

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    Darren Bent speaking at 600 miles per hour on talkSPORT.
     
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  12. gelders pie

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    Ah , it’s my SunLife over 50’s plan
     
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    People adding "do you know what I mean" after stating an obvious fact. Of course I know what you mean, we are both speaking the same language. Don't wish to appear sexist but it is usually gender specific.....if you know what I mean ;))
     
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    it only takes 5 minutes, as he hands her mate the phone forcing their mate to sign up to get a free alarm clock
     
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    People spelling lose as loose. Fills me with rage :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    As we speak....

    Football Focus - One presenter, and two pundits, who, between them, cannot speak the Queen's/King's English correctly.

    All three, are not white (not that it matters on skin colour really)...however, kids WILL copy their pronuciations..
     
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    Why does Frankie Francis keep calling JEWISON Benette JEMISON??
    When he's the stadium announcer and the match commentator on the live feeds, you would think he would get the players names right!
     
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