He should be the 'free kicks on sky against world-class opposition then becoming completely ****ing invisible at Stoke on a Tuesday night in Feb' coach. Bullard could be coming in as contracts manager for academy players and club ambassador to Venezuela perhaps...?
I'll take anything... we have a pass the ball left to right, right to left, left to right, right to left then lose possession coach at the minute....
The Phil Brown one especially, cos he actually did have a tan and also sang once. Really clever stuff.
He's got a masters in engineering... Dunno if we need one of those. Though probably would've got the goalpost height right.