Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Sitting at home with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth while watching TV.
The Man loses concentration for a split second and a peanut goes into his ear.
He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in awfully deep.
After a while of fruitless rooting, the couple decide to go to the hospital, but on their way out of the front door, they meet their daughter coming in with her boyfriend.
The boyfriend takes control of the situation.
He tells them that he's studying medicine and not to worry about a thing.
He then sticks two fingers up the man's nose and asks him to blow.
Lo and behold, the nut shoots from the ear and out across the room.
As the daughter and her boyfriend go through to the kitchen to get drinks, the man and his wife sit down and relax.
"So" says the wife, "What do you think he'll become after he finishes school . . . . a General Practitioner or a Surgeon ?"
"Well" says the man, rubbing his nose "By the smell of his fingers I guess that he's likely to become a gynaecologist."

 

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A blonde goes into an electrical store and asks how much is this TV

The salesman replies we dont sell to blondes

She dyes her hair brown and asks how much is this TV

Sorry we dont sell to blondes

She waits for a month and dyes her hair red

And ask how much is this TV

Sorry we dont sell to blondes

My hair is red how did you know I was really a blonde

The salesman says

Because its not a TV

Its a microwave