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  1. oldschool

    oldschool Well-Known Member

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    at a recent job interview the H.R. head said "in just 3 words describe yourself"....i replied "violent when disappointed"
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    like Bidens DOJ ........................................ATTACK ANY ****
     
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    She was only the tobacconists daughter, but she was the best shag in the shop
     
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    wakeybreakyheart, Oct 24, 2022
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  10. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    I can do cheap racist too:

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    2020VisionofLeeds, Oct 24, 2022
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    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    Na mate, a lot of people in different countries take their shoes off before entering your home, it's only polite to do so.
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Oct 25, 2022
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  13. oldschool

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    Our local take away only do ginger one's ;)
     
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    oldschool, Oct 25, 2022
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  15. Makemstine Roger

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    I've just tried to buy a Dracula costume for Halloween
    But the girl in the shop tried to sell me a Newcastle shirt.
    I said I think you must have misheard me.... I want to look like a count!
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 25, 2022
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    rumour has it that mick jagger is never satisfied
     
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    oldschool, Oct 26, 2022
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    You forgot to change Newcastle to Manchester United when you copied this from the Sunderland board.
     
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    DirtyLeeds, Oct 26, 2022
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  20. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    so ****ing what dead beat get ****ed everyone knows im from Sunderland i support Leeds more than you ****er what a bore
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 26, 2022
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