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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    See the fudge bit bothers me, are you sure you were poking the right hole?
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Erm, I'm unlikely to experience cheating on my wife and then a divorce? Well, good. <laugh> So you did those things because you were just so attractive?

    So, that absolute clanger in bold was an attempt to circumvent the convo to the only thing you've got on me, you've never seen a pic so can presume I'm ugly and me and Haslam once invaded the City board as fake fans.

    Type another thing bro, you're doing a really good job

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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Always ... that was the guarantee ... how did you judge it? ... slightly back from the cock? <laugh>
     
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  4. Diego

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    No mate, just went for the hole i could see, never needed to do a fudge test or guess what i was with.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    No need mate ... nowt would get me to 'fake' my club loyalty ... one way or the other ... levels ... but relieved to see you managed to get someone to marry you ... did you meet on the 'undateables' by any chance ? <laugh>
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Fair play .. so you just moved the cock aside? ... no probs ... we're all inclusive on here <cheers>
     
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  7. Diego

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    You seem a bit confused about where to find a fanny, it's not behind a cock to give you a clue.
    If you were hitting fudge you were probably off course.
     
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  8. Treble

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    Everyone waking up to this thread tomorrow <laugh>
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    No need for what? So, you wouldn't fake your loyalty to a football club, but did fake your loyalty to a woman. This is that strange moral code you once banged on about on here I suppose? Ye, levels.

    You coulda just ignored my response to Trebs in the first place tbh. None of this stuff would have ever came up <laugh>
     
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  10. Magdad

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    I'm already shaking my head now :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  11. Treble

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    I was going to post an apology to everyone tbh. I should've known lol
     
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  12. Diego

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    ****em, summat to read and confuse the **** out of some <laugh>
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I honestly thought he'd just roll his eyes, pop a fake like or whatever and move on. I completely forgot what he's like <laugh>
     
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  14. Magdad

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    Of all the members to be dishing out sex education lessons on here, Fosse wouldn't have come into mind in my first 20 <laugh>
     
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  15. Magdad

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    Just wait till Chaos comes sauntering into this one <whistle>
     
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  16. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Why is that Magdad? Expand on your opinions about Fosse, here, now, in a public setting where he is casting his crusty dragonlike gaze upon.

    I am sure he will not in anyway spend the next 20 years following you around spitting acid at you.

    edit: sorry, i am listening to a lotr audiobook on my night shift.
     
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  17. Magdad

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    I'm just waiting for him to post a pic of his husbands hairy mound as he then pops the cock to one side to show the brown hole step by step :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  18. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    fairly apt that it was a gif of Kirk St Moritz that set it off.
     
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  19. Treble

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    At the risk of bringing this up, the character 'Kirk' in that gif is actually a divorcee who considers himself a bit of a player with the ladies <whistle>

    K bye
     
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  20. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    new profile pic for Fosse
     
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