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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Oct 30, 2020.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    We all love ya, mate!
    Hope all is ok.



    That’s why your on the big bucks, your an ideas man!

    If you happen to ring any of those nurses phone numbers, make sure they don’t have a deep voice!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 12, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    …… as he nibbled on her ear.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 12, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Today is Saturday
     
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    kiwiqpr, Oct 21, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Sunday is a day to be thankful for , letting Didleys apprentice nuns play doctors and nurses with my tadger, and with a fresh stamp of approval from the NHS labeled large portion
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 21, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Today is football day
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 22, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    today is not a happy one
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 22, 2022
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    Today is the day I should be posting on another thread, I think, it's so confusing.
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Oct 22, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    what a mixed bag of emotions today has been
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 22, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Today is Saturday
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 18, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Today’s Monday……
    Where’s Tuesday????
    Thread????
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 20, 2023
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Todays almost over
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 20, 2023
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    For the next 25 minutes today is Thursday
     
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    kiwiqpr, May 25, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Roger, you may have to visit the Confessional or the Nunnery, depending on your sins.
     
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    Didley Squat, May 30, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    forgive me father those viagra have made me the talk of the local pool, well that and the new budgie smuggling speedos
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 1, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Today l’m a year older.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 2, 2023
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    Today I'm a day older......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 14, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Today, no one is here.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 5, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    No one has a Birthday today then :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Not today
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    What about tomorrow ?
     
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