Nice to see Ellie Simmonds on Strictly Come Dancing wearing some fantastic outfits ... .... no sign of any velcro yet though, saving it for the final I reckon.
Someone just rang me, sneezed a couple of times, then hung up. I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
Liz Truss promoted to the top division and relegated in record time. You can take the women out of Norwich, but you can’t take the Norwich out of the women.
My wife said the cat needs to be chipped. I only had a nine iron but managed to get it over the shed.
At a recent job interview the Personnel Manager asked me to describe myself in three words. I said "violent when disappointed"