After the roaring success of the chocolate football theme, should I continue with another edible delight theme, or "Breakaway" and release Alan on the Arsenal as requested by @Saints_Alive ? I'll go with the majority vote and post up tomorrow morning!
Aha! “I would wake up in the middle of the night and eat an entire Toblerone. And I don’t mean a small one. I mean a medium-sized one. In fact, in the best chapter in my book, I talk about when I gorged on Toblerone and drove to Dundee in my bare feet.”
If you go down the 'partridge' route, this opens up all sorts of possibilities: Steve Coogan characters, game birds, and/or seventies pop combos loosely based on families. The combinations are dizzying in their potential. Or we could discuss football, but that never ends well...