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    The Black Bra
    I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress and I, the third one, have been married for 20 years.
    We were chatting about our relationships, decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes, and agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
    Here’s how it all went.
    My engaged friend:
    The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams…I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.
    The mistress:
    'Me too. The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we made wild love all night.'
    Then I had to share my story:
    'When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
    “What’s for dinner, Zorro?”
     
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    Brilliant.
     
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    Brilliant.
    On fire today Gordon.
     
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    Bob, an undertaker, recently came
    home with a black eye and his
    wife asked him, "What happened to you?"
    "I've had a terrible day" says Bob.
    I had to go to a hotel where a guest
    had died in his sleep. When I got there,
    the manager said that they couldn't get
    him into a body bag because he had
    a huge erection"
    "Anyway, I went up, and sure enough
    there was this big naked man, lying
    on the bed with a huge erection, so I
    grabbed it with both hands
    and tried to bend it in half"
    "I see" said the wife, "That must have
    been terrible, but how did you get the
    black eye?"
    Bob replied, "Wrong room!"
     
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    Blond went to a dermatologist and said My boyfriend has dandruff what can I do about it

    just give him head and shoulders

    She thought for a minute and replied

    How do I give him shoulders
     
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