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Off Topic The dying Swan ~ Joke thread

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by DaiJones, Sep 18, 2018.

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  1. ccfcremotesupport

    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    I've not got much to deduct from.
    Can we go negative?
     
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    No.

    Always happy to oblige <laugh>
     
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    Big apologies to remote. I converted the 5 ft or so into inches then divided it into the 18 without converting via 12 inches. Not bad for a finance specialist, eh!!!!
    clingo, it is possible to go negative.....witness Taff who hasn't scored yet but has picked up penalties for failing to predict three times in a row.
    Then again, given where he lives, I suspect he has scored many more times than the rest of us put together!!!! it might explain why he hasn't predicted too......too busy elsewhere!!!!
     
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    Oh I'd moved on from maths when I replied to remote. I took his question as more of a request and replied in the negative to meet his requirements. Now, if you understand that, please explain it to me. If you don't know wtf I'm talking about, then welcome to my world :huh:
     
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    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    No apology needed FfB.

    If you're a tax specialist then that would explain your creativity.<cheers>
     
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    FfB for next chancellor.
    Can you get back by the weekend?
     
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    I'll do it working from home!!! Can't be worse than he current lot!!!
     
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    Here’s a joke upload_2022-10-19_21-55-16.jpeg
     
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    And another
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    male voice choir

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