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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    What did the elephant say to the naked man

    Thats cute but can it pick up peanuts
     
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    one gary owers, Oct 16, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    mine prefers to pick up buns :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 16, 2022
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    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    I used to be a banker

    But I lost interest
     
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    one gary owers, Oct 16, 2022
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    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    I started a band called 999 mega bytes

    We aint got no gigs yet
     
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    one gary owers, Oct 16, 2022
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    I wrote a song about a tortilla

    Actually, it's a wrap
     
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    Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet

    Cause the p is silent
     
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    one gary owers, Oct 16, 2022
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    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    I wrote a pun about domino pizza, but

    I'm not Gona deliver it
     
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    one gary owers, Oct 16, 2022
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    Did you hear about the hungry clock

    It went back four seconds
     
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    one gary owers, Oct 16, 2022
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    Do you know what happens when you get a bladder infection

    Urine trouble
     
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    one gary owers, Oct 16, 2022
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    What has four wheels and flies

    A bin motor
     
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    Why did Hans Solo not enjoy his steak dinner

    It was Chewie
     
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    Did you know about the invention that lets us see through walls

    Windows
     
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    You know when you could fill up your tyres at a petrol station for free and now its 20p

    do you know why that is

    inflation
     
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    one gary owers, Oct 16, 2022
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    Did you hear the joke about experiencing da ja ve?

    Did you hear the joke about experiencing da ja ve?
     
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    I used to be addicted to the hokey kokey

    But I turned myself around
     
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    one gary owers, Oct 16, 2022
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    My Grandad got his tounge shot off in the war

    Never talked about it
     
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    one gary owers, Oct 16, 2022
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    Every one thinks your cool

    But this
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    Is a little cooler
     
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    one gary owers, Oct 16, 2022
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