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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I took my wife out for our anniversary dinner last night and she kept saying she wanted to pay for the meal.

    "Don't be stupid," I said, "we're halfway down the road now, just keep running".
     
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    I wonder if the Skunks will punch these?
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    *BREAKING NEWS*
    Hollywood legend Sylvester Stallone to sing in Xmas panto of The Wizard Of Oz…
    Somewhere Over The Rambo
     
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    Today I washed my car with my Grandson

    He said Granddad why don't you use a sponge
     
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    Why is Peter Pan always flying

    Cause he Neverlands
     
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    How does a penguin build his house

    He igloos it together
     
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    Did you know before crowbars where invented

    Crows just had to drink at home
     
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    They told me I would never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic

    But so far I've made 3 vases and they are lovely
     
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    I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person

    I always thought he was a theoretical physicist
     
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    This summer I learned I can kayak

    Canoe?
     
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    I asked my cat what's 2-2

    He said nothing
     
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    I accidentally rubbed some ketchup into my eyes

    Now I have Heinz sight
     
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    My ex-girlfriend said I was too pretentious

    I said Mwah??
     
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    Did you hear about the new dyslexic zombies

    They only eat Brians
     
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    Little known fact Captain Hook could sail his ship single handily
     
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