I don’t know about any of you, but I’m fed up with the Gunners fans of my acquaintance behaving/talking as if they are already champions and the season is over. This is the motivation behind this week’s song – addressed to them. Arsenal are better this season, there’s no doubt. And at home they’ll be a tough proposition. But we’ve enough toughness ourselves these days, so I’m predicting a draw. And here’s Carly to help: Fan of the Gunners! - You waltzed up to the top place like you were winning an easy pot, Your view strategically based upon one eye - A one-point lead is all you’ve got! You’ve had one eye on the Tottnam, now you’ll watch it all start to rot. And yes, your girls’ team, they beat us soundly, They beat us soundly, And - You're so vain You seem to think this season is over! You're so vain (you're so vain) I bet you think this season is over, Don't you, don't you! You beat us sometimes years ago when we were much more naïve, And you said that we made such an easy prey such as you could not believe But as you fade away we’ll rise above Though now you top the league The Champions League is just clouds in your coffee, clouds in your coffee And - You're so vain, etc The Champions League, etc You're so vain, etc Well, I hear you went off to Crystal Palace And your team naturally won Then you flew to Zurich, won another scorcher But now? A total eclipse thanks to Son! Well, you're where you can’t be all the time, And ‘cos of that, you’ll kiss the PL crown goodbye This looks like the world’s end, looks like the world’s end, And - Son and Kane - You really think they worry about you You're so vain (so vain) I’ll bet you think they worry about you Don't you don't you don't you? Etc etc Prediction: Woolwich Wanderers 2 Spurs 2 Scorers: Kane, Son Cheers, Spurf!
