A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about three minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and run down the corridor screaming and ranting madly. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. After listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room. Then, the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room. "What in God's name is wrong with you?" he demanded. "This woman is 68 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!" The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up, asked . . . "Does she still have the hiccups?"
Not long till Xmas, that time of the year when the wife gives her annual blow job.... Fingers crossed i hope it’s me this year .
A deaf person once told me the reason farts smell is so they're in on the joke if people start sniggering in a lift ... ... I forgot to ask how he knew they were sniggering if he had his back to them.
A friend started a business as a therapist ... ... sadly his business cards were printed with a space between the e and the r
Don't forget as winter will soon be upon us and our native birds are finding food scarce, please go to the pet shop and buy a mesh and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends. There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around your nutbag. Just remember however, it's a bit too late in the year to expect a swallow.
