Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

I was talking to a Native American chief and his wife, in Dakota, and I asked him his name.
"Running Wolf".
"Nice . . . . and your wife's name?"
"Five Horses"
"Why Five Horses?" I asked.
"Nag nag nag nag nag"

 

The good old days . . . .

 

Think twice before loudly shouting “I'm in the garden polishing my helmet." The neighbours might not understand.

 

We may have had this one before, but . . . .

 

This is an owldy . . . .

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day:
The daughter said to her mother. "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied. "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said. "My hands are freezing cold."
The girl replied. "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said. "My nose is cold."
The girl replied. "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said. "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother. "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said. "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies. They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they"

 

Dedicated to all married men . . . .

A man woke up and ask his wife "Would you like to come jogging with me ?"
Wife: "Ohh . . . . you mean to say that I am fat ?"
Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for your health."
Wife: "Oh . . . . you think that I'm sick."
Hubby: "No No. If you don't want to get up, it's OK."
Wife: "So now you think that I'm lazy"
Hubby: "NO. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean..."
Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm stupid ?"
Hubby: "I didn't say that."
Wife: "So am I lying ? "
Hubby: "Please stop putting words in my mouth."
Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, am I ?
HUBBY: "OK OK.. You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone.. Happy Now ?"
Wife: "You always go everywhere alone and enjoy yourself."
Hubby: "Please . . . . I am feeling giddy now."
Wife: "See. You are so selfish. Always think of yourself. You never think about me"
Husband is sitting and thinking about where he went wrong.

 

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Dharmer Chameleon.

 

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