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Currently arranging my funeral ....

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Sep 26, 2022.

  1. malagamackem

    malagamackem Well-Known Member

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    For those who do like to plan please have a gander at this...
    Our deal with them means that they contribute towards the Bradley Lowery foundation for each account they open

    https://keylu.com/

    The most moving bit about it is that not only can you plan your send off, as well as organise paperwork and finances for your executors, but also create a portal for each of your family. It allows you to leave private messages and photos and videos and songs pertinent to each individual. That loved one receives this collection of memories when you die.

    If anyone wants further info please pm me
     
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  2. John Wick

    John Wick Well-Known Member

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    This is true. Eccentric billionaires that leave their Earthly possessions to cats homes and people that leave sons out and daughters out of Wills usually get over turned when taken to court.
     
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  3. alan reed

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    Exactly what mine is going to be . Currently planning on entering the crem to Always look on the bright side of life. And everyone leaving to Behind blue eyes. Still thinking of one for the middle of the readings
     
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  4. The Redbaron

    The Redbaron Well-Known Member

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    Perfect! Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis...A Viking longship farewell<applause>
     
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  5. Sydney Greenstreet

    Sydney Greenstreet Well-Known Member

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    told my youngest son to have me pure cremated with no service etc then to track down his mam who deserted us when he was a bairn and stuff my ashes down her throat until she's dead, then escape of course
     
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  6. MrRAWhite

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  7. The Exile II

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    Ring Of Fire?

    I want mine to be completely inappropriate for a funeral.
     
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  8. alan reed

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    I was thinking of Fire by the crazy world of Arthur Brown but quite like that one too
     
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  9. dansafcman

    dansafcman Well-Known Member

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    Got a friend who's up for a laugh ? Make sure they have access to your phone, then ask them to send a group message to everyone at your funeral saying "thanks for coming" or something
     
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  10. TeamOfTalents

    TeamOfTalents Well-Known Member

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    Is he dead yet? :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  11. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Not dead, a did get a nasty paper cut today though.
     
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    Did only half the Sun arrive this morning <laugh>
     
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  13. ROKER PARK

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    Aerosmith at the funeral then or Yes with Close to the edge!
     
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  14. Ozzymac

    Ozzymac Well-Known Member

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    Alright, spill the beans. What have you done to piss Mrs Smug off?
     
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  15. Jack Ford

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    I'm having a direct funeral. Not because I'm a cheapskate, simply because I hate a lot of fuss.

    Wife and daughter can do what they want with Ashes or just leave them to be scattered at crem.

    They can then try and get on with their lives as soon as possible without having to hang around for a proper funerall
     
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  16. Jack Ford

    Jack Ford Well-Known Member

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    RIP mate
     
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  17. Porterfield73

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    our lass is having 'going underground' as her final tune at hers. no kidding.
     
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  18. FTM Dave

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    The first single I ever bought! Well done her.
     
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  19. Snaggey

    Snaggey Well-Known Member

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    Been thinking about this over the last few days and have decided I'm not planning anything.
    I gonna let my family decide how they want to send me off, how they remember me, what songs etc. It's them that will remember my funeral, I'm gonna let them decide.
     
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