A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's hospital, saying that her husband had treatment there, and afterward, he lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman replied ... "Mr. Maynard was admitted in Ophthalmology all we did was correct his eyesight."
A blonde was driving home after a netball game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to just go home and blow into the exhaust really hard, and all of the dents would pop out. She went home, got down on her hands and knees, and started blowing into her car's exhaust. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her room-mate, another blonde, came home and said "What are you doing ?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the exhaust to get all of the dents to pop out. Her room-mate rolled her eyes and said "HELLO . . . . you'll need to close the windows"
Mick Jagger spent years sniffing Charlie ... ... no idea how he concentrated on playing the drums with that going on.
My parents were so poor when I was younger they used to take me to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
