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The Queen dead

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, Mar 11, 2022.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    My invite for Monday's funeral arrived today.

    It's going to be extremely emotional.

    Anyone else get an invite?
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    @Archers Road if you’re anywhere near Waterloo Bridge I could really do with a coffee, think I’m getting hypothermia. It was t-shirt weather when I started queuing.
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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    ^^^ ****
     
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  4. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    makes u think so it does

     
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  5. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Your own? I'll be there.
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No, I didn't get an "invite" you ****ing pleb, I got an "invitation" like normal people. ****er.
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Why would I receive an INVITATION to my own funeral ****wit? Plus I wouldn't know I had received it.

    You Lefty Loony Gammon Wokes are thick as ****.

    Off you trot and permarage at the world and howl at the moon, spastic.
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Screenshot_20220916_163118.jpg Why does the King have a giant hand ?
     
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  9. YourIdiotSon

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  10. Tina.

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  11. stopmeandslapme

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    Looks very red, maybe really bad blood pressure and circulation problems…
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    No mate, and the tags don't work. But in other news I can tell you that one of my work colleagues, a Polish girl, queued for 6 hours to see the Queen's box <ok>

    Edit; pm me a score, I'll come and find you with the grub
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

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    Too flipping late, I gave up and returned to the North. I'm sat shivering in front of the faux-fireplace. You need to change your name to Archers_Road, take it from a developer.
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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  15. QuarterMoonII

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    Obviously to take Camilla in hand... no wonder she always has that look on her face.

    This photo is deserving of a caption competition. Are Charles and Liz having an intense staring competition or do they just both need glasses to see more than two feet?
     
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  16. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    The Mrs sent him apparently. She was too busy. Nudge nudge.
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Doubtful
     
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    The joke is on you, you are now on my ignore list.
     
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